Sarah Flores, Another chick who’s obsessed with me.

For all of you who don’t know me in person, here’s the situation. I got all of these anonymous messages from a girl I barely know. I know of her but not personally. Now there is this chick at my school who is straight obsessed with me. Stalker obsessed. Check it: 

  • She talks about me constantly. Everything from how ugly I am, to what i’m wearing, to how much she hates me. Literally can’t keep my name out of her mouth. But this isn’t normal shit talking its everyday, any chance she gets, to anyone who will listen. 
  • She is on my Tumblr daily. She doesn’t follow me, she just knows my url by heart. 
  • She takes secret pictures of me on her phone. We haven’t had class together at all senior year. These are random ones from me walking class to class. And ones she made her friends take of me secretly in class. 

Who the fuck does this! There is a difference between hating someone and this shit. When I hate someone I avoid them at all costs, I want nothing to do with them. I sure as hell don’t take pictures of them. How pathetic do you have to be to be so concerned with other people. Your life has to be boring as fuck to be obsessed with other people’s lives. I’m honored I must say, thanks for always being on my nuts. 

Now why not confront her on it? I NEVER see her at school. We don’t have class together and I never see her between classes or at lunch. That’s why I don’t understand why she is so obsessed, it’s not like we are on each other’s radars. She is just another kid in the hell hole we call highschool. But I guess I’ve got a special place in her heart. 

Sarah when you read this, because I know you will, thank you. I love the fact you spend all of your time thinking about me.  And don’t try to play it off, the pictures on your phone of me just prove your obsession. 

jemapelleciara asked: You want to put me on blast, whore? HOW ABOUT YOU EAT SHIT & DIE. You are so FUCKING annoying I can't even put it into words, the English language is too limited to explain to explain what a dumb FUCKING retard you are. You think you're the coolest thing ever, there seriously needs to be a genocide for people like you.

1. I met you Once

2. You live in a different city

3. I forgot you even existed until you spammed me

4. On my tracker it shows how often you’re on my page. And its boraderline stalker how often you creep on my shit.

5. It also shows “average time on site” and your obsessive ass is on my page an average of 12 minutes every time!

Tell me, who does that? I really must thank you because you gave not only me, but all of my friends and now all of my followers, a really good laugh.  

Ciera Hernandez

Fuck off my blog.


Or at least get better at spamming people with Anons and try not to get caught next time.

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Someone has some daddy issues.

There’s an obsession here, and as hilarious as I may find it this person needs some assistance.

Tips on how to anon spam

1. Don’t send all of the anonymous messages five minutes apart of each other. The time is posted on each message.

2. Don’t claim to be a random follower and you “unfollowed” them. My follower count didn’t go down.

3. Make sure they don’t have a tracker on their blog that shows what city the people who visit their blog are from.Yeah, that one is a dead give a way.

I must say trying to pretend you were different people was pretty funny but your execution was sloppy.

Oh and it’s *you’re get that shit right.

Seriously tho,

This shit is too funny.

Anonymous asked: if u dont care so much about what that person said then why write a fucking essay? lol i have u for one of my classes and everyone thinks the same thing u think ur cool because u think ur different. really bitch ur just trying too damn hard. ur not lady gaga and u didnt invent it either. whoever wrote that is so right! all of RHS pretty much thinks what they just said vvvvvv

You wanted a reply, well you got one! This is super amusing not gonna lie. The fact everyone at school spends their time talking about me, and that i’m so much on your mind that you had to actually take your time and message me is grand. It’s also super entertaining. I love these types of messages.

I don’t know what your goal for this was, but boosting my ego probably wasn’t one of them. 

Anonymous asked: Hey. So you're fucking fat and disgusting and you think you're SO damn cool. Well, what you don't know is that no one gives a fuck. You're shit seriously makes me laugh. Since I know that you're on Tumblr 24 fucking hours a day, I know you'll see this right away. So take you're time, or don't whichever makes you seem cooler and then when you reply if you could have a somewhat intelligent response as to why you're such a DUMB CUNT, that would be ideal. Yours truly, the world.

Hello Anon,

Nice to hear from you again. Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to message me. Seriously, the fact you did this at all really says something. I can’t fathom wasting my time on someone I hate, but you lovely anon, not only think about me daily but are so fixated with me that you had to message me. You will never catch me doing that. I don’t have time to waste thinking about bitches.

Fat & disgusting? That’s the best you could come up with? Not my hair or makeup or trashy clothes? At least be clever when you insult me. I don’t want some half-assed anon hate. 

And why are you so concerned with me and being cool? “No one gives a fuck how cool you think you are” well obviously you do or you wouldn’t have messaged me in the first place. I don’t care either to be quite honest with you. On a serious note, do you think I would do half the things I do if I wanted to be “cool”? I am well aware what I do / wear / say isn’t socially acceptable most of the time. If I wanted to be cool I wouldn’t do things that make me a social outcast. I would try to fit in. (Ha I would smoke weed, then post pictures on facebook after.) 

Now why do I do all of this? Or as you put “why am I such a dumb cunt.” The first and only thing that pops in my head is “I was born this way.” Yes I just used a Lady Gaga reference. I don’t know, I am what I am. Believe it or not I like the way I dress and who I am as a person. It makes me happy and that’s all that matters. If you don’t like it then just ignore me, or be a little bitch and anonymously message me thats fine too. I am outgoing (and maybe a little sleazy) but that’s just the way I am, sorry to break it to you. 

It is so freeing tho, being as outrageous as I am. I do / say whatever I want, whenever I want, and it feels damn good. I don’t care what people think of me so if I piss everyone off, so be it! I’m happy and like I said that’s all that matters to me. I see people who have to keep up these facades and care what their images are. That seems so tiring and sad to me. I wish they would cut free and be who they are. Oh well, I would rather be a friendless loser living the way I want, and being totally happy with that. Than have to conform to society and watch what I say, so I don’t make anyone dislike me, and have all these fake friends. 

Bottom line is I am who I am and you’re just going to have to deal with it. 

Humans need sex and companionship

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I fucking love LA. Called off work Saturday and went down to Hollywood, Griffith Observatory, and Mac Arthur Park (briefly). In Hollywood those damn “See the Celebrity Homes$$$!” tour people kept bitching at my mom and I to take a tour. I kept giving them dirty looks and shouting obscene things at them, one of them fought back and yelled “THIS is why Los Angeles is the rudest city in America.” Go fuck yourself Tour Man. Griffith Observatory was beautiful, but it was really smoggy (as you can see in this lovely photo). We got off the subway at Mac Arthur Park and all these mexicans kept coming up to us asking if we wanted fake IDs or Social Security cards hahaha. Oh illegal immigrants you so funny. We ended the day getting Mexican Food at Alvera St, which is a two minute walk from Union Station. Great times were had all around. 

I don’t know what’s better, gettin’ paid or gettin’ laid

Electric Daisy Carnival > Coachella